Waffle Cone--1 dirham
The afternoon was supposed to be pretty relaxing as well--we were only supposed to be waiting for two Ajay's: one who was coming from Sharp to fix our freezer and the other coming from somewhere in Khalidiyah to just hang out. Fortunately (or maybe UN-fortunately), Ajay 2 (really Ajay 1 in our hearts) reminded me that I needed to head out to the New Al Noor Hospital (again) in order to see Dr. Marwan and have my c-section approval request done. Despite the four hours I spent there, it was a good thing I went. The request (which is really an insurance approval) takes about 5 days for approval. Had I waited until my appointment on Tuesday, it's likely that I would not be approved for my c-section in time. I also managed to secure the "dream-team" I wanted: Dr. Marwan (for me), Dr. Stiles--who despite the rumors is still alive and well and working at the New Al Noor Hospital (for baby) and Dr. Mahmoud (who makes my mood so much better when he spinal taps me properly). I also had a chance to speak to Dr. Marwan about Dr. Bachar, who had bothered me so much on Tuesday.
While I was in the waiting room, I had the pleasure of enjoying the flavour of 'local parenting'. Basically, the majority of locals seem to favour the 'hands off' parenting style (unless the hands belong to their nannies). There were three little girls (ages 2-4) running around SCREAMING in the waiting room for about 10 minutes. I don't just mean a scream here and there. I mean constant, non-stop screaming for 10 minutes. Personally, I kept my eyes down and in my book, although I found it very unenjoyable. I kept waiting for SOMEONE (at least ONE of the parents) to pull their child back--but it did not happen.
I received a tap on my shoulder, and turned around to find one of the adorable little monsters (she really was a cutie) pointing down to show me that she had spilled water from the water cooler all over the floor. Responsible adult that I am I said "I don't understand--where is your mom?". Though she didn't speak English, "mom" seems to be pretty universal, and she went straight to the lady who had been sitting next to ME on the couch the entire time, with her back to her child and the chaos she was helping to create through her negligence. She told her mom that I was asking her who her mom was. I explained to the lady that her daughter was trying to communicate something to me (something like "hey pregnant lady, I spilled water all over the floor...aren't I great? can you clean it up for me?") and I didn't (want to) understand.
Then I returned my head to the book. About five minutes after that, the Arabic receptionist got up and said something to the children. It seemed to be a big lecture, full of hand gestures and big eyes. It took a few minutes, and I heard some of the adults chuckling, but the children eventually settled down. I actually was able to figure out which child belonged to which parent (as they quickly remembered they were parents once again and retrieved these children--some even moved out into the hallway).
Upon leaving, I asked the receptionist what she had said. She said she told the children that unless they settled down, they would all get very large injections. She even went so far as to go next door to pediatrics and get some needles to show them she was prepared to follow through.
IKEA--Swedish for "Common Sense"
This just reinforces my feeling that we all could use some IKEA in our lives--I wonder if they might consider offering some parenting classes as well?
3 comments:
Hilarious! Reminds me of a very embarrassing time with my two boys as preschoolers in a doctor's office. Let's just say that I could have used IKEA back then. But I did at least try to parent. I wasn't very successful and ended up getting a lecture from this old bitty who couldn't stop talking the whole time we were there. OMG, I shudder to think about it. I've a question for you, do weekends exist in Abu Dhabi as they do here? You were in a doctor's office on a Saturday afternoon? Unheard of here (for appointments, that is).
Just in case you have nothing better to do (hee hee), take a gander at my blog. Just started today. I know it will not be nearly as entertaining as yours, but I thought I would take a stab at it. I like to write too, but my life is not as exciting as yours. If you want, here it is: sunflowersandsweetpeas.blogspot.com/
Hi Donna,
Hey--at least you had the IKEA to be embarassed about it!!
Weekends here are Friday (the holy day, like Sunday) and Saturday. Pretty much everything shuts down on Fridays. However, Saturday is a regular business day, and there are some people we know who are still expected to work on Saturdays too.
I will check out your blog too. Your title is great!
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